I have begun recruiting obese women for the Fat Women's Special Ops team. If any of you know such people please contact me so I may hire them.

This past weekend we have encountered what the people call "Free Willy". It is to our concern that he is a movie star, so we payed hollywood to make a movie about the death of willy. Our ship took him down with the spec ops fat women ramming him many times with their 16 inch harpoons, it took only 15 minutes. We now have willy at our warehouseready to be skinned and slowly murdered with violent tools and torture instruments.

- George Clooney

Many of my fans have been wanting my famous "kill the whales hat", well now you can own one of your own! For only .99 American Dollars, you can own one too! All funds will be given to the Kill the Whales society as well as the new vessel, the U.S.S. Moby Dick.

Remember to donate to the new ship! Look at discussion about the ship!