We know how to fail and look good at it

I've been gone for like, 6 minutes and you all die.

TK put on all kinds of stress weight because of you. DJ sounds like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pirate...but that's probably from all the bear semen. Sven got a job...why. Doc is building skate parks in airports or some ♥♥♥♥ like that. Someone let JR breed, that's a war crime. O'Neil and his son thankfully didn't turn into fat Johnny Depps, GOOD JOB THANK YOU.

The rest, unless I've shot you in the face on L4D you aren't even people really.

Whats the point of this...who am I...these are all questions.

Thank you for your time.

Fail Bless