All girls are slimy.

Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls.

Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce

Tigers are great
They can't be beat
If I was a tiger
That would be neat

Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My respect for tigers
Continually grows

Tigers are perfect
The e-pit-o-me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity

Tigers are great
They're the toast of town
Life's always better
When a tiger's around