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Chapter 1:
It was a cold, dark, happy day in Zalgoville. All the little fillies and colts were nailed in their beds and Zalgo Pie was prancing around her bakery trying to find her cupcakes ingredient, she needed Rainbow Dashes left lung which she had left in the freezer. She finally found it and completed her batch of cupcakes, Soon after she gave one to fluttercry who lived in the outskirts of Zalgoville to try, she asked if it had guts in it, Zalgo pie retorted "No! it is a lung you stupid crying ♥♥♥♥♥" Fluttercry immediately started crying like the ♥♥♥♥♥ she was, and then Twilight Zalgo came over and insulted Fluttercry for being such a ♥♥♥♥♥. And fluttercry wanted revege....
Chapter 2:
Fluttercry wanted revenge, so she had a plan. a good plan it was, probably the best plan of all plans, she attatched a chainsaw to a nail to a rocket launcher to herself. and she set off! Zalgo pie seen it coming, so she did her Zalgo Rainboom to make sure Fluttercry died, and alas....
The rocket launcher and the zalgo rainboom collided, and it was too epic for the world to handle so everyone died.
The. End.