LAWNS!

Aboot

A lang lang time ago, a few seedlings ended up in th' same kist by mishanter. In a wee bit efter, thae seedling stairted tae sprout 'n' grew quickly. Thay formed a perfectly green 'n' strong patch o' lawn. Th' lawn grew 'n' grew, intae proportions that haes ne'er bin seen afore. Th' scale o' it a' wis sae muckle great that a freish parallel universe wis formed. In this universe, th' green green lawn wis th' center o' attention, 'n' th' collective growth o' it. Insane ideas cam, 'n' even mair insane technologies wur developed, a' tae Graw mak' th' lawn strong. Th' portal frae th' known universe, tae th' Universe o' th' endless green steppe is 'ere, at this steid. A' hail th' monocotyledonous graminoids.

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