117. Goose Squadron

A bit of backstory
Goose Squadron was originally formed in 2001 shortly after the release of Halo: Combat Evolved. Goose Squadron rose to promience after winning dozens of LAN multiplayer battles against numerous competing teams. Goose Squadron's only rival was the Feathered Velociraptors Brigade, a bunch of pretentious, whiny, faggoty, twelve year olds that were inexplicably competent at Halo. The Velociraptors challenged Goose Squadron to the LAN battle of the century. However the Velociraptors soon regretted their decision. After viewing tens of hours of footage it became clear that Goose Squadron was the better team and victory against them was near impossible. It was impossible to defeat them using conventional means, the Velociraptors would have to resort to underhanded tactics.
On December 7th, a day which will live in infamy, Goose Squadron and the Velociraptors faced off in Aidan's mom's basement, both teams determined to win. Goose Squadrons superiorty allowed them to wipe the floor with the Velociraptors. After seven hours the Velociraptors did not get a single kill. Goose Squadron got 157,932 kills. With defeat imminent the Velociraptors resorted to desperate measures. Those faggoty twelve years savagely fell on Goose Squadron with knives, catching them completely by surprise. Goose Squadron fought valiently, however they were unarmed and outnumbered and were overwhelmed. The Velociraptors soon wiped all records of Goose Squadron from history, declaring themselves to be the masters of Halo: Combat Evolved.
Velociraptor Brigade's victory was not complete however, two Geese surived the Red LAN Massacre, Toten_Kommando and Goose. The two began a campaign of vengeance, hunting down and executing the Velociraptors. Toten_Kommando and Goose subsequently wiped out every trace of the Feathered Velociraptor Brigade. For fourteen years Goose Squadron has been dormant, like a person in a coma, hovering on the line between life and death. . . Until now.
Goose Squadron is back baby. We shall rebuild Goose Squadron and reclaim our glorious legacy.