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Due to popular demand of my story telling or maybe it's due to the m&m i would prefer the first but we all the know that the latter is true. So to first understand the m&m we must know how it was brought about. This Guy named Forrest Mars senior the founder of the Mars company saw soldiers eating chocolate in pill form. Once returning from the war he had a conference and one awesome guy was like I LOVE CHOCOLATE and then some other guy was like I LOVE RAINBOWS so they decided to take all three ideas and combine them to make M&Ms. They then all preceeded to high five. Before the release of this awesome candy one brave young gatorade gang member known as blue bolt travelled back in time via the translocaterade gatorade bottleade ade and was like GAI'S IMPRINT MA NAME ON THIS CANDY AND IT WILL ENSURE IT'S AWESOMENESS (and this point in time blue bolt has one eye closed and in a thumbs up position). This little stunt caused several of the board members heads to explode from the sheer amount of awesomeness by blue bolt and she then took this oppurtunity to become the head of board. As a rememberance she allowed another M to be placed on the candy for Mars. And thats how m&ms came about. Oh and also red is the most favoured m&m look it up, the dye used in the blue m&m helps paralyzed rats walk again and yellow m&ms have peanuts in them and have probably killed people over the years thus rumours of the mars company being related to several assasinations from peanute m&m related deaths.