THE FUNGINEER'S CREED
Fungineering is cutting edge! Diversify yo' sentries and place them in new, exciting, and unexpected places! Remember, if someone is questioning why you're building something where you are, you're probably doing it right.


BE CAREFUL! SPIES ARE CLEVER TOO!
If you think someone on your team is a spy, follow them with your wrench hitting them over the head. If the disguise doesn't come off and they don't die, they're just hacking. Keep going and start shouting "YO THIS SPY IS HACKING!!!" and maybe they'll get banned.


Building teleporters:
Teleporters make your team lazy and dependent! Make them get more exercise by placing them farther back than your spawn, or in places that are normally inconvenient. Keep them on their toes! And remember, people WANT to see your spray, don't make them go out of their way. Point your tele exit towards a wall with your spray on it. Bonus points if they say "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" Also, try and build a teleporter entrance ON TOP OF an exit. If someone questions you, tell them to take it.


Building Dispensers:
These things are basically little stepping stones to get on top of stuff. Great for building teleporters on top of stuff. Sometimes they give out metal, but I don't know why. I also don't know why my teammates keep standing next to these things.


Building sentry guns:
Sentries are social creatures, they like to be built next to each other. They talk in a series of beeps that you will be able to understand once the engineer updates come out. Try building them FAR AWAY from where normal sentry spots are, they hate that and studies show they perform better and score more crits when placed somewhere where less people put sentries.


Be sure to entertain your team with stories about the following:
That time me and Ricky... Yo remember over at Davey j's?... yo dawg we going clubbin later... i ate so much ice cream earlier i dunno what i'm doing... and much much more!


Diversify your lingo!
No one wants to hear someone call classes by their proper names, make stuff up, be creative and confusing.

ei. "that nigga from jurrasic park is out there shootin people with his scopey gun"

"fuck that wizard is casting some kinda poison spell on me! My health bar is getting all puffy dat aint good!"

"fuck the black engi is firing his easta eggs at us"


And most importantly: Dis aint all there is to it. These are guidelines, not instructions. Do ya own thing dawg have fun with it and keep it real.

- Drunkentoad aka Krukar