https://youtu.be/doaJ5cELN3k

Hip-hop, body rockin' doing the do
Beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue
Belly flipping, always illing, busting caps
My name's (your name here) and I write my own snaps
I'm a peep-show seeking on the forty-deuce
I'm a killer at large and I'm on the loose
Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum
I come from Laajalampi 'cause that's where I'm from
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink lots of ES and I don't go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you're wet behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.

Original walrus by ilhaJaoT, used with permission
http://ilhajaot.deviantart.com/art/Fat-Walrus-195170732