ABOUT Failboat Fleet

Failboat Fleet, prepare to Fail!

This is a group for players that just want to have fun and dont care about wins or losses and that dont mind failing. Please join this group only if you play to have a good time. When you join you will get a link of a failboat for you.

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Fail Fleet Weekly

8 March, 2011 - [deleted] | 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 08, 2011
6:18 PM - Snail_Boy: Oy where were you earlier?
6:18 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: umm school?
6:18 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: =D
6:18 PM - Snail_Boy: oh well I was pissed because my letiuent wasnt there the fail fleet was under attack
6:19 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh ♥♥♥♥ who attacked us?!
6:20 PM - Snail_Boy: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jockeys
6:20 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: ♥♥♥♥ they broke the treaty again?
6:21 PM - Snail_Boy: Yeah those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:22 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Damn it we need to do more patrols so we're not caught with our pants down
6:22 PM - Snail_Boy: Yeah I was in the middle of shaving when I got attacked
6:22 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: What was the damage to the fleet?
6:23 PM - Snail_Boy: not much we were able to push them back
6:24 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: We must regroup our forces.
6:24 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: If they come back we need to be ready.
6:24 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah I know
6:26 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I'm looking at your sit rep. You think we should perform a counter attack?
6:28 PM - Snail_Boy: No
6:30 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: At least our core fleet is intact. The Fail Battleship took a hit to the radio tower and the Fail Carrier lost two fighters.

Fail Fleet and you (or) Fail Fleet Weekly

16 February, 2011 - [deleted] | 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 16, 2011
6:41 PM - Snail_Boy: How goes the fleet letiuntent?
6:41 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Fleet is currently at port and personal on leave
6:42 PM - Snail_Boy: ay they need the break
6:42 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: They are due to return this weekend for training excerises
6:43 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: The fleet is supposed to practice naval munuevers in the style of FAIL
6:43 PM - Snail_Boy: I might be there this weekend if not your in command
6:47 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I have some reports to write to the chief of staff
6:47 PM - Snail_Boy: why whats up?
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh hes getting on my ass again and want me to file reports
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: They have to be due by wednesday
6:48 PM - Snail_Boy: Didnt u tell him u would have them to him next week?
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Naw they are due on Wed. The damn brass always busts my chops... jackasses.
6:49 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh wait
6:49 PM - Snail_Boy: it sucks man i was in your position at one point i feel ur pain
6:49 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I am the brass lol
6:49 PM - Snail_Boy: lol
6:50 PM - Snail_Boy: so your getting on ur own ass?
6:50 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I have half a mind to walk straight into a meeting with the Joint cheifs of staff and show them a peice of my mind
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: but then the man upstairs wont be too happy
6:51 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: You got connections right?
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Tell the big man that we need more training and less evaluating
6:52 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: (i'm talking about the president)
6:52 PM - Snail_Boy: I just told him he told me to tell you to quit your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:52 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: aw ♥♥♥♥...
6:53 PM - Snail_Boy: I told hime fine if he doesnt want a fleet he can shove it
6:53 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: will he at least give us more funding to upgrade our proud fail fleet?
6:54 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I know our budget is like a trillion dollars a year
6:54 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: But we wants MOAR
6:55 PM - Snail_Boy: No he said no moar funding he's pissed at something
6:57 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Hes still pissed off at making a treaty with the Republic of Karma Jockeys?
6:57 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah he is
6:57 PM - Snail_Boy: i thought he would have been over that by now
6:59 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Well he had to do it. Someone had to end the Great Jockey Wars of 49'
6:59 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah no ♥♥♥♥ and I was just a private back then
7:00 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: We all were damnit!
7:01 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I'm still glad that we enlisted in the grand Fleet of Fail.
7:01 PM - Snail_Boy: I know man arent you glad that I have taken over?
7:03 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Damn this fleet was in pretty bad shape before we clibed the ranks. Now that we are in charge we will fail like no fleet before.