ey yo sashya lemme holla atchu gurl... i stumble across this thred and just am stunned.. i think 2myself.. jus wat is a beautiful bangin british babe liek u doin over ere in da states? wutever ur reason... i can dig it u no y gurl cus u here now an dat all dat matter. ere lemme transl8 in2 ur language(im a worldly man wut can i sey), oy u a propa fit brid aincha ow bou it gurl? ow bou we ead ova 2 moi flat n u can sip dat henny then mayb u lemme clap them cheeks nom sayin cus gurl i fancy u gurl. O, look @ the time.. tea time.. i got ur tea rite here gurl. wuts dat? u want sum sugar w/ it.. hell ya gurl now we speakin da same language cus i got all da sugar u want nomsayin!!! lemme sho u round gurl, lemme show u the big ben of america if u get wat im sayin.. lemme take u 2 mcdonals ill get u a mccheeseburger and we could have a romantic mcevening cus we in mclove nomsayin. im stil a bit shocked 2 realize.. taht two people.. separated by the vastness of teh atlantic.. are brought 2 eachother... solely thru the power of love... it like a fairy tael.. sum mary poppins ♥♥♥♥♥... n i culdnt b a happier bloke. gurl.. u make me wanna revise my neutrality acts in a way that favors u most... nah gurl i aint gonna lend n lease, u aint gotta carry ur cash, gurl u dnt need none of dat cus im gona GIV IT 2 u nomsayin. my love is 4 life in times of peac n in tiems of war. u can trust me, i am not 1 2 break off from u in a struggle of independance. gurl.. u can tax me with or without reprezentation nomsayin!! u say u like a fruit fly.. flyin round eatin up all da fruit u can get ur hands on.. wel hav i got sum newz 4 u ;) my fruit is ripe 4 the pickin if u get wut im sayin nomsayin. u lookin 4 a guild? well lemme jus say dat my guild is VERY female friendly ;) n will welcom u with open arms nomsayin. auugh yea we stay up l8 jus chattin the vent.. a ventrilo couple! u love chatin? i love chatin witchu. w/ each press of the transmit voice key my hart skips a beat as my love goes out 2 u... n i jus wanna say i love ur attitude! ur probably the realest gurl on deez forums, cus i bin cruisin round an all these other gurls man.. they just fake! but not chu. u the real deal. just a real life gurl talkin bout w/e! al i ever wantd was a girl taht was just real.. just a actual down 2 earth real person sendin off real vibes and dats wut i love most about u gurl.. and ur bangin bod helps sum 2 ;)

so sashya bb, if u wanna saddle up wit a cowboy and roll wit tha boaraxs guild off 2 tha frontiers of romance.. u no were 2 find me ;) i look 4ward 2 uniting our nations... and ourselves...