Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.

Congratulations!

Our last 💁‍♀️😈evil lady😈💁‍♀️ was ELotW for longer than a week because I collaborating with Britney Spears recording our new album out spring of 2032. But THIS WEEK let us welcome our latest 💁‍♀️😈evil lady😈💁‍♀️, Mig Uh. This Salty Jim is a true chobani of lore and an evil lady™ to the core. 💪

In the words of sodium chloride Jim:
"little johnny doesn’t have his shakey jane anymore to shake his chain
so now he needs little jimmy to shake it for him
well you know what buster, go fling your own oatmeal."

Thank you, little Jimmy, it's your time to 📈🌅rise up🌄📈.

take 👏 a 👏 hike 👏 snakey 👏 mike

So put your hands together for the lovely Miguh and stan him for this week. Thanks for always being a great friend and an even better evil lady. U R loved.

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