Eternal life, for YOUR soul!

"You may think that we are just a cult, but no, we're far better than that! For your donation and potential blood sacrifice, you may be granted eternal life after death!"
Founder and High Priest

"We believe that your soul will be cleansed for a humble fee of $25! Join now, and you'll regret nothing! Members of our group are also invited to trade various items as well!"
Co-founder and devout DOTA 2 player