why

i love men and eng the most

if belle delphine handed you a platter full of her shit would you eat it

WoMan who works at SvenkaWood: "Hello sir, we will Balls the Ball you ordered. It will most likely be done in 1 hour". My one Ball curl with fury. Did this they/them just say in 1 hour my Ball will be Balled? Fucking unacceptable. Does this girl know who (they's/them's) talking to? I'm EvanTube Memes. I will outmeme this imbecile til' he's gaming. I proceed to turn into my Svenkese demon monster. "I'll kill you!" I say. "I'm so, so very sorry!" says the Baller. Then I shoot loads of balls out of my ballhole, everyone gets outballed (especially the baller). I start balling the counter, to the point where it looks balled. Then I start violently balling the establishment around me. I begin balling on cars in SvenkaWood. By this time, fire is everywhere. Hundreds of news outlets report the "incident". I've gained global recognition. I'll see you next time, SvenkaWood..

"If I was at the club, you know I balled, chemo" -Drake, 2008

why is he bald HOW is he balled WHAT!!!

egineer balls