Shocking news hits America

On January 2nd, 2012 at around 3 AM Eddie Murphy alledgedly attacked ESEA users. He used his DDOS Cannon and Insta-Rape.exe to bypass ESEAs client and access what is now called the Rape Device. This device was later used to attack ESEA members and ban all of the, "Nerds." This upset the ESEA community and sent them into a uproar. Torbull took this very seriously because his complete player base was gone. We interviewed an ESEA member and all he had to say was, "♥♥♥♥." This is a tradegy and ESEA said they are taking steps to stop this from happening again. Like the new installation of the African American Ban Cannon or AABC. This cannon will Insta-ban all African Americans who try to join esea for the time being. This is canadian reporter Buk Lau from Channel 1337 news signing off.