Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

1. First of all, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man, which keeps my immune system fine tuned.
2. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. This would explain why I don't get ill, with the exception if Mose urinates on my bed. It makes me vomit.
3. I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. Learn this skill, but you can only do it if you are a Schrute, so good luck.
4. I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther. I can outrun sickness basically.
5. You cannot do 1 through 4 unless you are me, so you are screwed. Quit making the species weaker with your sickness.

Question: Through concentration, can you raise and lower your cholesterol at will? I can.