There are 5 of us.

It has recently been brought to my attention that Zefram still has a penis on his forehead. As far as I am aware, the penis has grown considerably in size since the last I brought this matter up.

At this point, he has to tie it back, almost like a ponytail. However, also of note is that the penis now has balls accompanying it, and these hang down in his face, rendering him unable to see properly, unless the balls, too, are tied back.

I call upon the members of DuDLs yet again, to aid Zefram, so that he may be rid of this debilitating and embarassing disease.

Thank you for your continued assistance.