O, my fellow little droogies, you are invited to our little domy here not merely for chai, but to case joints in a way not chepooka and such. So, feel free to not feel all odd-knocky oozhassny, but not to make all pol and lubbilubbing, but to meet others and to make some deng with them all in a radosty way.


Translation:

O, my fellow little droogies, you are invited to our little home here not merely for tea, but to case joints in a way not too nonsensical and such. So, feel free to not feel all terribly lonely, but not to make all sexy-time, but to meet others and to make some cash with them all in a joyful way.