Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy UNITE!!!

MERMAID MAN
Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the superhero of tomorrow... or the villain. Besides, I remember a certain young whippersnapper who wanted to be a superhero, too.

BARNACLE BOY
You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.


BARNACLE BOY
[after Mermaid Man has summoned everyone from the retirement home] The creatures of the deep seem to have lost some of their luster.


BARNACLE BOY
[to Mermaid Man] I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!


MERMAID MAN
You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.

BARNACLE BOY
You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Make that two.

MANRAY
The Quickster.

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
three.

BARNACLE BOY
Captain Magma.

PATRICK STAR
Four.

THE DIRTY BUBBLE
The Elastic Waistband.

SANDY CHEEKS
Five.

BARNACLE BOY
M-M-M-Miss Appear.

MERMAID MAN
And me makes 10. I think.



MERMAID MAN
I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

BARNACLE BOY
We did it, you old coot.

MERMAID MAN
Who are you?


MERMAID MAN
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy crash through Spongebob's house] Mermaid Man!

BARNACLE BOY
[groggily] and Bobbicle - [falls flat on his face]


BARNACLE BOY
We won. And the superhero-supervillain rules require you to do what I say.

MANRAY
World domination. Ask for world domination.

THE DIRTY BUBBLE
Make him eat dirt.

THE DIRTY BUBBLE
In addition to the world domination thing.