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welcome to the hawaiian dog shirt monarchy. in this monarchy we do one thing and one thing only. we praise this dog in a hawaiian shirt. please be kind to this dog. he is a good boy and will protect you from any form of chainmail including the ones that say you cannot be protected by. take good care of this dog. thank you. please share this group with everyone you know. so we can spread the word of this dog and his magical powers. feel free to express how you feel about this dog in the comments, but remember, be nice because he is a good boy and has done nothing wrong. enjoy the group.

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StupidDrew9 17 Nov, 2022 @ 6:32pm

idk

George_Buck33 28 Dec, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Idk how does everyone else feel about russians being allowed into the bahamas?

StupidDrew9 18 Jun, 2020 @ 10:17am

still Growing

GreatoverlordSchikonmaster 23 Oct, 2018 @ 4:17am

Literally the gayest thing ever

flipnotejoe 17 Oct, 2018 @ 3:58pm

You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost liters of ♥♥♥ to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real girls arouse me like she does? I've killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having intercourse with a cartoon character, a character conceived by the mind of another man somewhere in the world.
Who knows, maybe there's a scientist who could have cured cancer, the engineer who could have figured out the terraforming of Mars, or even the future president of the United States among the sperm that now lay on that tissue. Needless to say, I don't regret it. She's literal perfection, I can assure you I will keep fantasizing about her and I won't stop anytime soon.
Do you think the fact that she's not real is a barrier to me? Hell no.

GreatoverlordSchikonmaster 2 Mar, 2018 @ 7:38pm

ACHTUNG

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