it been two years but it gud, merry chrismes

Merry Wowmas and happy holidays to everybody.
We hope that you all have a good time troughout your holidays !

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DECLASSIFIED ON 21th of Month of the Wow,2015
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A Special Doge unit has returned from his latest mission that took place in Sector 6 . Their mission was to indendify the condition of the wasteland we call Sector 6,their tests proven that parts of Sector 6 will not be unhabitable for another 46 years.The land is still filled with pockets of radiation and mysterious beasts that have been deformed from the radiation.The Beasts were one of the main reasons that mission was aborted because they started forming packs and started attacking the unit.They claim everything beyond borders of Hammer Island is a very dangerous area...

From now on the sea border of Hammer island is going to have higher security towards Sector 6. It is highly suggested nobody goes beyond borders of Hammer Island .

One more thing that SDU (Special Doge Unit) mentioned is that the beasts are neutral to the rebel cate forces that are inhabiting the edges of Sector 6's outside islands.It would be very bad if Rebel Cate forces learned to even tame the beasts because the beasts feed off Doge blood.Which is disturbing,but the beasts don't seem to show signs of being able to difference Frendly Cate and Cate Rebels which could be useful for the future plans of out great nation.

Long Live The Union.

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31th of Wow
1300 Hours
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Shibe forces have executed a undercover mission on Iluminati Island this morning.They have attacked the shores of eastern sector , which is the most populated area known to us.5 Shibe agents have succesfully inflitrated the illuminati HQ #3 , and found many intel of illuminati bases all over Dogeberia.đ
It's advised not to talk with triangle shaped objects roaming the widerness of Dogeberia since it's been confirmed if you look at them straight in to the eye they will suck the wow out of you.
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There is no place for panic.
Don't talk or look at the Triangles.
Report any suspicious activity...