dinger

Congratulations,member, on your swift and surprising rise to power within the organisation! Let me be the first to say: I was always on your side.

The Dinger Group contains a couple of people including myself, and we're all eager for you to steer our destiny.

Those bean-counters over at the World Census have informed us that they intend to begin ranking Totaltopia on their ridiculous scales. I'm sure you don't care about such things. Unless they show Totaltopia near the top, that is. But you can find their nonsense under RANK.

Now this is a credible institution. I recommend we gain membership.
That way, your wisdom and insight can help guide the whole world!

I won't take any more of your time. I can see the line outside. And national destiny doesn't just manifest itself! Ha ha.

Good luck! Your humble servant and #1 fan,

dinger34