Home of the ♥♥♥♥♥

My ♥♥♥♥ cost a late night fee
Your ♥♥♥♥ got the HIV
My ♥♥♥♥ plays on the double feature screen
Your ♥♥♥♥ went straight to DVD

My ♥♥♥♥ - bigger than a bridge
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like a little kid's
My ♥♥♥♥ - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like you fourteen

My ♥♥♥♥ - locked in a cage, right
Your ♥♥♥♥ suffer from stage fright
My ♥♥♥♥ - so hot, it's stolen
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Gary Coleman

My ♥♥♥♥ - pink and big
Your ♥♥♥♥ stinks like ♥♥♥♥
My ♥♥♥♥ got a Caesar do,
Your ♥♥♥♥ needs a tweezer, dude

My ♥♥♥♥ is like super size
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like two fries
My ♥♥♥♥ - more mass than the Earth
Your ♥♥♥♥ - half staff, it needs work

My ♥♥♥♥ - been there done that
Your ♥♥♥♥ sits there with dunce cap
My ♥♥♥♥ - V.I.P.
Your ♥♥♥♥ needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

My ♥♥♥♥ need no introduction
Your ♥♥♥♥ don't even function
My ♥♥♥♥ served a whole luncheon
Your ♥♥♥♥ - it look like a munchkin

My ♥♥♥♥ - size of a pumpkin
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Macaulay Culkin
My ♥♥♥♥ - good good lovin'
Your ♥♥♥♥ - good for nothin'

My ♥♥♥♥ bench pressed 350
Your ♥♥♥♥ couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My ♥♥♥♥ - pretty damn skippy
Your ♥♥♥♥ - hungry as a hippie

My ♥♥♥♥ don't fit down the chimney
Your ♥♥♥♥ is like a kid from the Philippines
My ♥♥♥♥ is like an M16
Your ♥♥♥♥ - broken vending machine

My ♥♥♥♥ parts the seas
Your ♥♥♥♥ farts and queefs
My ♥♥♥♥ - rumble in the jungle
Your ♥♥♥♥ got touched by your uncle

My ♥♥♥♥ goes to yoga
Your ♥♥♥♥ - fruit roll -up
My ♥♥♥♥ - grade -A beef
Your ♥♥♥♥ - Mayday geek

My ♥♥♥♥ - sick and dangerous
Your ♥♥♥♥ - quick and painless
My ♥♥♥♥ - 'nuff said.
Your ♥♥♥♥ loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus