Need a Deathspenser here!™

If you're reading this then congratulations! You're literate! If this summary has been read to you then please disregard the previous affirmation.

Let me ask you something: Do you hate robots? I'm not talking about that Sunday morning grumbling when your toaster doesn't work, either. I'm talking about that blind hatred that can only come from seeing an automaton that resembles your ugly mug charging straight at you from the hellish Uncanny Valley! This is the kind of hatred that makes you get up in the morning and go "Golly, I sure wish I could kill all robots today indiscriminately, possibly using a jar of expired milk or bullets covered with my own urine."

Do you have that kind of hatred? Excellent! Welcome aboard!

Are you looking for a brand of murder that involves less oil? We're okay with that too. Our members have a blood lust that is only rivaled by the Red Cross! But unlike the Red Cross, we like to get the blood out by making really, really big holes in your body. With bullets. That come from guns.