Goebbels is always watching you

Guten Morgen, my name is Franz Schmidt.

I’m a 27 year old American Nazi (Hitler supporter for you schwachkopf). I salute Hitler and practice German by watching german films, and spend my days perfecting my accent and drinking superior german drinks. (Schnapps, Zaranoff, Rachmaninoff)

I train with my Luger P08 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is erstaunlich, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Hochdeutsch and the Plattdeutsch dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Nuremberg laws, which I follow 100%

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Berlin to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Fuhrer for the Christlich Demokratische Union Deutschlands or for the Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands!

I own several nazi uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I hitler salute to my elders and seniors and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!