♥♥♥ Crew, Squad of the Semen Kings, Servants of the ♥♥♥ Council.

Long ago, there was the Semen God. He created the eternal white that fills the endless void on the outer reaches of the universe. Our modern perception of the black grasp of space is faulty, for you see, when the Semen God created the seminal spunk of life it began to rot. Over time it has blackened with the weight of the universe. Many say that in the beginning there was chaos, they would not be wrong. Inside the ♥♥♥ of life was the evil Spooge Spores, who detested the Semen God and his love for the jack-off juice. Due to the endless conflict in the vast whiteness of space, planets would begin to form from the blood, sweat, and ♥♥♥. One of the planets that formed from this sacred concoction, Mother Earth, caught gods eye. God moved into seduce Mother Earth, fortunately for us he succeeded and gave her his baby batter, thus man was born. If you've ever wondered where the name "humanity" came from, the starting portion "hum" comes from humor, and "anity" for vanity. Humor meaning, "any fluid or semifluid in the body," and vanity meaning, "excessive pride in or admiration of one's own appearance or achievements." We are the Semen God's ♥♥♥ Pride, his holy facade that protect the realm from the eternal threat of the Splooge Spores.

We are direct descendants from the first of God's holy ♥♥♥ Pride.

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