Congrats to Honeydipper Dan (aka Kevin) for his successful bullshittery as spy, earning him player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it.

Everyone welcome RJ, the new employee of the Training Hospital of Assology. Hopefully his stay will be long and full of rape.


Without lube.

That is all

Congrats to Haunter! for player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it.

Thanks for the favors ;)

Congrats to Horsedick.mpeg aka "Metzger" for player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it, aka "Player of the Week".


Get fappin'

Congrats to komsford on being the second person to recieve the DR. CQCKS Award, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're hacking."


Ohmsford achieved this in Day of Defeat: Source while running at Allied spawn and downing four people with an auto-luger, and rocketing two more while saving two teammate's lives at less then 30% health...all while drunk.