Congrats to Honeydipper Dan (aka Kevin) for his successful bullshittery as spy, earning him player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it.

Everyone welcome RJ, the new employee of the Training Hospital of Assology. Hopefully his stay will be long and full of ♥♥♥♥.


Without lube.

That is all

Congrats to Haunter! for player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it.

Thanks for the favors ;)

Congrats to Horsedick.mpeg aka "Metzger" for player of the whenever the ♥♥♥♥ I decide to change it, aka "Player of the Week".


Get fappin'

Congrats to komsford on being the second person to recieve the DR. CQCKS Award, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're hacking."


Ohmsford achieved this in Day of Defeat: Source while running at Allied spawn and downing four people with an auto-luger, and rocketing two more while saving two teammate's lives at less then 30% health...all while drunk.