WE ARE THE COURT

THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF AN UPRISING AMONG THE COURT FOLLOWERS. THE COURT WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY OBJECTIVIES TO THE COURT AND THE PUNISHMENT IS A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH BY SUFFOCATION OF THE TESTICLES (IF YOU ARE A WOMAN THEN YOU WILL HAVE TESTICLES SURGICALLY ADDED AND THEN SUFFOCATED). ALL REPORTS OF SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ARE TO BE REPORTED TO ME OR NAZZJACK BUT PREFERABLY ME AS NAZZJACK TENDS TO LOSE THE REMOTE IN THE FAMILY COUCH.

IN OTHER NEWS, WATER IS WET AND THE LUNCH SPECIAL THIS FRIDAY WILL BE MEATBALL TACOS. ENJOY YOUR STAY AT THE COURT.