Computer Very Bad

The unofficial and unprofessional Singaporean eSports team.

Computer specs:
Processor: 12 Hertz Intel AppleCore i2 (Dual Seeds)
RAM: 70MB of Compact Gaming
Hard Drive: 1000B of Explosive Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Storage
Operating System: Windows XP Home unPremium 4-Bit
Graphics: Ultra HD 9-pixel Nvidia GTX
Monitor Support: Library Books + School Desk
Cooling Unit: Gigantic Fan + 4L Ice Cold Water
Gaming Chair: IKEA DIY Plywood Chair
Monitor frame: Plastic
Mouse: 8Billion DPI Compact Gaming Mouse
Keyboard: Apple Macintosh USB Keyboard
Modem: 20kbps download/upload speed Singtel Cardboard Box