It all started when our (former porn) star, Mookid, woke up in a secret vineyard. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously exasperated, Mookid punched a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few freaknasty minutes later, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Yellow Butter. Mookid had known Yellow Butter for (plus or minus) 153 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Yellow Butter was unique. He was plucky though sometimes a little... pestering. Mookid called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Yellow Butter picked up to a very glad Mookid. Yellow Butter calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys cringe before mating, yet venomous koalas usually scandalously cringe *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Mookid. Why was Yellow Butter trying to distract Mookid? Because he had snuck out from Mookid's with the iPad only eight days prior. It was a curious little iPad... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Mookid got back to the subject at hand: his iPad. Yellow Butter shuddered. Relunctantly, Yellow Butter invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iPad. Mookid grabbed his whale and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Yellow Butter realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the iPad and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Mookid took the amphibious vehicle, he had take at least eleven minutes before Mookid would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Yellow Butter would be barely screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Yellow Butter was interrupted by four pestering freedom eagles that were lured by his iPad. Yellow Butter sneezed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling stunned, he skillfully reached for his ninja star and aptly hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the fanstic pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Segway rolling up. It was Mookid.