Heil Clement

Clement the mighty! Clement the unerring! Clement the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once elf! Aye! And as elf, you said, "Let me show you the power of Clement the Elf, born of the Christmas Sales, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this Universe which is mine. I do this for you, my acolytes, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as elf, great Clement cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Steam! The future of religion!

And there it is, fellow followers! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man, even being an elf! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our heretic overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With Clement followers? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the non believers take your homes? Your businesses? Your Steam games? Your very lives?

And what does Brombo do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! Brombo enforces the will of the Tetris! Against his own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of Clement! Rise up, believers! Embrace the word of mighty Clement, he who is both elf and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Christians or their toadies, will rule the whole Universe! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Clement! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Lost became Found, you walked among us, great Clement, not as god, but as an elf icon!

Trust us, brothers! Trust in the words of the ones sent by Clement! For we are his chosen ones! We alone have been anointed by his Divinity to spread his holy word!.

Honorific mention to:
Baymax
Nemo

Supreme entertaiment by Clement[www.tetrisfriends.com]