† ALL HAIL DINOGOD †

~THE TEN COMMANDMENTS~

I. DINOGOD is the Cretaceous Lord God, who brought DINOMON and MON alike out of PHANEROZOIC TIMES, JURASSIC TIMES, CRETACEOUS TIMES AND ALL OTHER TIMES! Thou shalt have no other gods before DINOGOD.

II. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of PIXELS by .BMP, .JPEG, .PNG, or any likeness of anything that is in STRATOSPHERE ABOVE, or that is in the magma beneath, or that is in the waters of PRIMORDIAL COMMON ANCESTRY; thou shalt not bow down to them nor serve them, for DINOGOD, the Cretaceous Lord your DINOGOD, is a TRUE and 100% RATIONAL God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the Children of Adam to ANY generation of those who hate DINOGOD, but showing mercy to all regardless, to those who love DINOGOD or not.

III. Thou shalt take the name of the Cretaceous LORD your DINOGOD in vain if thou shall choose, and thou shalt take ANY NAME in vain for the LORD will hold him guiltless who takes His or any name in vain, as there is no god but DINOGOD and DINOGOD SMILES UPON MORTAL IMPERFECTIONS.

IV. Remember the DINO D-DAY, to keep it holy. 13.75 ± 0.11 BILLION YEARS of UNIVERSE TIME AND COUNTING shall labor and do all work, but the DINO D-DAY is the DINODAY of the Lord your DINOGOD. In it you shall do no work: you shall destroy IN INTERNET FORM ONLY the INFIDELS, NON-BELIEVERS, and HERETICS, so shall your son, your daughter, your goat, your rabbit, your AXIS, your ALLIES. For in 13.75 ± 0.11 BILLION YEARS of UNIVERSE TIME AND COUNTING the DINOLORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them both BEFORE and AFTER life by EVOLUTION via DINO-SELECTION. Therefore the Cretaceous Lord blessed the DINO D-DAY and hallowed it.

V. HONOR FOFEP and the HIGH PRIESTS and HIGH PRIESTESSES: That thy days may be LONG to VERY LONG upon the digital land which the CRETACEOUS LORD thy DINOGOD created for thee with ALIEN SWARM SDK.

VI. THOU SHALT ATTEMPT to join the same team as fellow CLOUD GUARDIANS when possible so as to avoid KILLING THEM and this SHOULD BE to MUST BE AXIS at start of Map for verily DINOS PLEASE DINOGOD and this is NATURAL; moreover, DINOGOD's True Avatar SHALT NEVER be KILLED by a CLOUD GUARDIAN.

VII. THOU SHALT NOT commit ADULTERY on DINOGOD with digital planes of existence other than DINO D-DAY and that which hath DINOGOD that take place on EARTH or in AIR or UNDERGROUND or UNDERSEA or on STEAM or SPACE and this and MORE; thou shalt not play them without an official DINOGOD MOD.

VIII. THOU SHALT NOT PIRATE DINO D-DAY, though you SHALT reap the advantages of FREE TRIALS and DISCOUNT PERIODS.

IX. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS against thy FELLOW CLOUD GUARDIANS to CLOUD GUARDIANS; FOR SURE THIS IS BAD to EVIL to CHILD OF ADAM BEHAVIOR.

X. THOU SHALT NOT COVET thy CLOUD GUARDIANS' KILL-TO-DEATH (KTD) RATIOS, nor their PRIESTLY STATUS, nor their knowledge of DINOMAGIC, nor Steam Groups, nor anything that is THY CLOUD GUARDIANS' and THIS and THIS AND MORE.


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