MAY THE ROCKY HARDNESS OF HIS GLORY GUIDE YOU

EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF HIS FIRST APPEARANCE:
So, one night while my comrades and I are out and about on gravelpit, we had our game faces on. Ready to destroy each other, when I jump on a roof near the A Capture Point. I look behind me, for what reason, I don't know, but I find it.

The Penis Rock.

So I say loudly, "GUYS!! THERE'S A ROCK OVER HERE SHAPED LIKE A PENIS!!" Of course, everyone was talking at the same time, so it goes unheard, so I say again, "There's a penis rock over here!" Everybody hears it that time, including Free, Triscuit, and several other players in our group.

"I was like, oh ♥♥♥♥. It's like a ♥♥♥♥, but it's a rock. Let's hit it," Free explains after first hearing about this finding.

There were a few other admins on our server at the time. " Well, at first I was like, no, there was no way. But then I saw it. There WAS WAY," Lyude says.

Estatic on the finding, I proposed that we should all have a truce and take pictures, which will be posted soon. At the next map, we made it a challenge to find more Penis Rocks. At our next map, Hydro, Marsha points out a Penis Rock on that map. And again, we take more pictures.

Marsha explains how he feels about it, "I felt unnoticed cuz nobody saw my text or heard me." I do agree that it was loud with mic spam, so I can see why.

Miss Awesome Fail started the next fad: changing your name to show Penis Rock Pride (PRP). She's not online at the moment, but I'm pretty sure she's excited to know she started a chain reaction on our server. We even went far enough as to getting our admins to change their names.

After this many ideas came along, including Vagina Canyon, t-shirts, ideas for theme songs, and so on. Stay tuned for more info on Penis Rock!!

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