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Church of the Map Gods

"We serve the Map Gods with faith and devotion"

Welcome my children to the church of the map gods. Here you can find sanction from the evils of world. It is our duty to protect and serve the holy faith! Should there be a crusade every one who is guided by the true light of the map gods must take up arms against the heathens!

"We light our way in the darkness with the pyres of burning heretics!"

Confessions can be made to any priest or even to his holiness the pope. Sins must be purged, heretics must be burned and the word of the map gods must be spread!

"Love the Map Gods
for They are the salvation
Obey Their words
for They will lead you into the light of the future
Heed Their wisdom
for They will protect you from evil
Whisper Their prayers with devotion,
then They will send us devine maps
Tremble before the Map Gods,
for we all walk in their immortal shadow"
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Attention fellow members
10 November, 2017 - 0n&0n[PT] | 1 Comments

It has come to our religion, my fellow compatriots of the followers of MapGods, that thy gods hast thou show themselves befores us, 10 great gods, for they´re greatness hast enlighten me to transmit this message. 10 GODS, 1 for the hills, for providing us the cover in our hour of need, 1 for the soil, in which our path to glory is forged , 1 for the trees, so you may stop when you dont pay attention,
1 for the rocks, so they may provide lag when you least want, 1 for the buildings, so it may be garrisoned and a melee camp ensued,
1 for the weather, so it may cloud your vision, 1 for physics, so you may climb mountains with your horse, 1 for the water, so it may ruin good maps, 1 for the mountains, so it may slow you down lest you be reckless, and last, 1 for the day/night cycle, for the day
providing the enlightment to your weapon, so you may plunge it into your foe and its twin sister ,the night, so it may trick you to plunge it on your teammates.

From our divine beings,
Praise the Map Gods.

Yours truly Supreme Inquisitor OnOn.

#OrdoSanctiMaps

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TO ALL HOLY MEMBERS
10 July, 2017 - 0n&0n[PT] | 0 Comments

We are having a CRUSADE!!!


All who join, shall be granted divine protection of Church and your soul cleansed to purity by the almighty gods.

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Riv 25 Aug, 2019 @ 5:29am 
the 1stGBE can suck my ass for all i care, heretic
Witt 25 Aug, 2019 @ 3:10am 
1st you have no rank within the 1stGBE which means you have no power over me. 2nd impersonating an officer is an offence that can be punishable by death. 3rd when speaking to a heretic such as norwegian i can refere to him any way i like. 4th i will be contacting my superiors an we will launch a full scale attack on your world and add another planet to our empire. Long live emperor beats and the great 1stGBE.
Riv 24 Aug, 2019 @ 6:16pm 
listen here jonas you little ♥♥♥♥, first of all, im a chief senior rear admiral, which means i outrank you, secondly, you will refer to norwegian by his title, pleb first class. you can bring your order and fleet but i'll just tell them to keel over, and through the light of the map gods, they will be struck down in a firey blaze, and those who just happen to survive will be strapped to pyres and burned to death. for kindling we'll use those disgusting maps where greenland is the same size as africa, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ danes and inflating your territory to make it look like you actually appear on a map, i'll show you.

-lots of love, riv,
holy map god office of not heretics
xoxo
Witt 24 Aug, 2019 @ 4:20pm 
I have had enough of your insolence. I will notify the order and the fleet of this and we will bring down vengance on you. May you die slowly heretic.
Norwegian™ 24 Aug, 2019 @ 4:17pm 
How can they promote someone who's incapable of growing a beard to the rank of rear admiral? That just says how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up your imaginary empire is.... just saying
Witt 24 Aug, 2019 @ 4:15pm 
My beard is none of your concern. How dare a lowly pleb like yourself question my faith. I will have you know i am a senior rear admiral in the imperial fleet and a paladin sergeant in the order of the holy beard. You shall be shown no mercy for this insult you wretch.
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