We te' house o' Yorkshires!

So if you're scoutin' around lookin' for a group or had been referred to by one of our spoilt blokes here, welcome te' our formal family! Ye', we speakin' a lot e' Yorkshire here, mate. So unless ye' follow our crowd, ye' out. Just jokin', aye?

Cheese's List Er' Rules!

1. Always talk in Yorkshire, matey.
   
2. Everything here will beh Yorkshire.
   
3. Always try te' talk formally.
   
4. Always have ye' black bootehs on, ties straightened.
   
5. Always have aye cheese on ye' hand.
   
6. Wine is optional.
   
7. Always play Deemomarn in Teu Fert Teu.
   
8. Always own another game other than Teu Fert Teu.
   
9. Raffles will always beh' conducted in this accent.

List e' Staff
Sire Cheese (Owner ef' this geroup)

Well, matey, tats all I have te' say. Enjoy being part of Cheese's House o' Formals.

Sire Cheese
Founder o' Cheese's House o' Formals