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ABOUT Cult of the Chair

Oh mighty Chairseidon, bless us with comfy bottoms and rested legs. We promise not to abuse your bountiful gifts on this earth, or the next. Chamen.

The evil Seatan, son of Tableton, tries to tempt us with his uncomfy benches and hard floor, but we shalt not fall into temptation or sin, and forsake these unholy bum conveyances.

The Chairmaritons are our brothers and sisters who go out into the world to convert sinners to the holy order of the Chair.

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The Chair Cult Police

8 February, 2016 - King Of Avarice | 0 Comments

olithebaker123 and Jackehboh are the chairseridon police force, aka the CPF, we shalt either convert those who do not believe and pray to chairseidon, or DESTROY THEM. If in prop hunt with plenty of chairs on the map, and one is not a chair, they do not deserve life. We shalt convert those who don't believe. Watch out, or believe.

Hail Chairseidon
Destroy Seatan
Chamen

The 10 Chairmandments.

8 February, 2016 - Linny | 0 Comments

1: Thou shalt sit.
2: It shall be comfy.
3: Thou shalt never sit upon bench, floor, or table.
4: Be not fooled by benches with cushions.
5: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours recliner.
6: All chairs are created equal in the eyes of Chairseidon.
7: Unless it's wobbly then screw it.
8: Thou shalt always make sure chairs are well loved wherever thy may be.
9: Thou shalt make sure thy bottom is large, so thou gets a comfier seat.
10: While sitting, thou may partake of any task or activity.

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Shorkie 8 Feb, 2016 @ 10:48am

oh mighty chair i pray to you in the name of the stool the bench and te garden swing answer my prayers ahem

Linny

8 Feb, 2016 @ 10:32am

Challowed be to thee, the mighty Chairseidon. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from benches. Save us from Seatan and his uncomfortable seating arrangements. Chamen.