after the little girl was done with her surgery she said "but doctor, im still in a wheelchair" and the doctor was like lol april fools. when girls believe in horoscopes and tell me "oh im cancer" i always imagine them being hot school students by day and nasty abnormally large tumors by night. i pin one babys foot to the floor and watch it go around in circles ouch tooo much? honestly im just hungry as balls and i wanna go eat ramen out of the grand tea masters ass lol my roommate spilled sriracha sauce all over his bed and the walls and he sleeps in a pile of dried up hot sauce mixed with his urine and stuff so you can imagine what it smells like in there. i shot hot sauce up my ass and jumped around to get it mixed up inside me and then i died and rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean my ♥♥♥♥ and everyone in hell was like oh ♥♥♥♥ what is that and they see me coming down with these two huge balls it looks like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, it is absolutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence.