Well, I say 'new'...

It's that lot again. You know. Them. That side of the family. I've never trusted them, but then, what else is new? Please bid a warm welcome to Rupert, Kevin, Dave and Duncan.

Mom's dead and has been for three years, if you have spoken to her at all during this period of time you were actually talking to John (who has a tendency to wear her clothing).

Sorry for any misconceptions

Yours,
Jimmy