Booshweke.

The four noble truths:
1. Treat thy booshweke as thou would like to be treated
2. If thou hast a spare booshweke, thou shalt always give it to a friend.
3. Thou shalt never take the booshweke off thy loadout
4. Thou shalt live, breathe and die by booshweke

Also, serious karma points to people who accompany their booshweke with the conniver's kunai and the crusader's crossbow.