We got the Doinks

SOMEONE TALKIN BOUT DELICIOUS PANCAKES!?

My ♥♥♥♥ is 32 inches long. You might just very well think that sounds sexy or whatever, but hey man, life isn't so good. When you have a ♥♥♥♥ this long things tend to get a little overwhelming, you know? Getting hard takes up to 25 minutes because the blood has to pump hard to get so high, and I have to hold it up with a hand or a string because if my ♥♥♥♥ snaps then I can't pee anymore. Oh, don't even get me started there. I can't even take a ♥♥♥♥ without my ♥♥♥♥ going so far in the toilet.

I really enjoyed this. My favorite part was probably when my ♥♥♥♥ fired a ten foot harpoon of jizz right out of my pants. Anyway, can I buy you some ♥♥♥♥? Hit me up if you ever need one more guy to come hang out inside your vastly populated friend zone full of dudes secretly masturbating to your online bathing suit commercials. In conclusion, I'd rate you a 6.5 out of 10 because you have too many dogs and can't afford vacations.

911 was and inside job. Ron Paul for president.

the n word.

Of course not. Youre just a typical lard monster. You get more gratification from food than human interactions im sure. I can only imagine what sorts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ is on your computer that youre trying to keep hidden - the introverts are always the freaky ones if you catch my drift. I probs dont want it anyways since I imagine taking a blacklight to your keyboard would look like a jackson pollack painting granted that youve never had a girlfriend and honestly i cant see it happening anytime soon if you make a point of ostracizing people who try to open up to you.
Since we're not friends I went ahead and removed you as a friend on steam. If you cant tell im extremely disappointed in you and if you feel like apologizing and revoking what you said I'll consider apologizing for that last paragraph.

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what the fudge is this nonsense. do you all have nothing better to do than to join dumbass groups on steam. Who even came up with this name? Get out of your moms basement all of you an dget some sunshine, it's healthy for you dingdongs. Bunch of losers.