Brian is love
Brian is life

I was only 16 years old
I had all the secret porn tapes and all the dry lube
I [redacted] to Brian every night
Thanking him for the D I had been given
Brian is love I say, Brian is life
Ben hears me and calls me a slag
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Brain
I called him a [redacted]
He slaps me and takes me to bed
I am crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed it is cold
A warm presence comes towards me...

Not even I have the balls to go further