The lights dim, Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' begins to play. "awwwwwwshiiiiiit you know who dey be!!!" Spotlights cycle around the room. The audience starts clapping to the heavy beats. The curtains open revealing a giant sticky launcher. "Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for the meanest, the roughest, the low-down-rooty tootin ownignest. Thhhee PENN STAAAAATE PUUUUB-STOMPAAAAAAHS" The spotlights all settle on the launcher and Tghe nitany lion is fired out above the arena to P.O.D.s 'Boom!'. He does a double flip and while holding one hand up to his ear, he fires a crit sticky into a group of dumb noobs. He blows them up and showers the crowd in idiot baby pubby tears incensivng them almost into a frenzy.

He lands (with just 1 health left!!) and presses g to taunt. Women feint. Men Holla. Impressed, the PSB crew woot a lil, just a lil; and with a quick nod to each other, they join the server.

The announcer cries out over the deafening screams, "LLLLEEEETS GET READY TO PUB STOOOOOMP"