Why are you reading this

Seriously, why? I just made this so I could make the server private. There's literally no important or *even slightly* useful information anywhere in this page. You're better off watching paint dry. Or a pair of snails race. And not some space snails like they had it that one Star Wars movie, but actual snails from the planet Earth. You know, the ones you poured salt on as a kid even though you knew it would kill them? Yeah, I know what you did. First sign of a serial killer and all that, right? But I won't tell if you just quit reading now and join the server. I mean, I commend your commitment to reading this far but you have gained literally nothing in the probably 45 seconds it took you to read this, *and you're still going*. I'd understand if this entire time you'd been given some critical few paragraphs of information that might've changed your life in some profound way, but this? This wasn't even in the same area code, let alone "close". Speaking of "close", are you close to being done? Because I am. Goodbye.










(join the server already)