So it has come to my attention that a polygonal church has been founded, and they are declaring war on the Church of Ballism. Why they have decided to attack us is beyond us, we simply strive to free people from the shackles of shapes. However, we need not fear, they number only 9, we have over 150 warriors. They will not harm us. The spy of the polygonal church will be evicted, and all will be spherical.

We are legion.
We are free.
We are Ballism.

DEUS BALL!

http://imgur.com/a/GhdzI

Moonman (Almond beatz)#2794 is definite homosex.

Go to his discord profile and say the sacred phrase 'Moonman gay lol'

Soon he will submit to the Church.

Soon.




Amen.

The church has hit 150 loyal followers, orbs be praised! With this glorious achievement, the Discord server shall be opened for all!

Crusade to it here, users of the Cord: https://discord.gg/hvPeWfU

Brothers may i take a moment of your time to introduce a new member to the only true religon, brother jad has repented his sins and renonced his false religon and seen the true way of the ball.

blessed be the ball

It has come to my attention that various rumours have been spread saying that Father Orb has been diddling the baltar boys.

They are all true.

That is all.