AUTISTIC EXPRESS TAXI COMPANY

FIRST OF ALL ♥♥♥♥ ANYONE WHO THINKS ITS FUNNY OR COOL TO ATTACK ME IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHEEL CHAIR. IT ISNT AS FAST AS YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY HORSES BECAUSE IM A HEAVY GUY ALRIGHT SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SQUAD.......(*MUSIC*) DUH DUH DUH DUHH DUH DUH DUH DAH DAH DUH...... THIS IS AUTISTIC RAPE. BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR SAVIOR, MY MOM GOT SOME WARM MILK IN THE MICROWAVE FOR ME BRB. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM BACK OK HERES THE DEAL:

WE OFFER THE BEST SERVICE FOR OUR CLIENTS WITH THE BEST DRIVER OF TROPICAL PARADISE. ANY OTHER DRIVERS ARE FRAUDS AND ARE TO BE EXECUTED ON SIGHT

OUR FLEET OF TAXIS CONSISTS OF AUTISTIC RAPE AS TAXI DRIVER AND 9 SEATS. YES, THE TAXI HOLDS 9 PASSENGERS; AUTISTIC RAPE IS A BIG FELLOW THOUGH, SO BETWEEN THE WEIGHT OF HIM CRUSHING THE SPINE OF THE HORSE, AND THE MANY PASSENGERS, WE WILL ONLY REACH A MAX SPEED OF 15 MPH.

OPEN 24/7 EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

HAVE A GOOD RIDE TO THE DOCKS OR TO OTHER BEAUTIFUL PLACES
ON TROPICAL PARADISE.

IF YOU PREFER A MORE EXTREME TAXI EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN REQUEST TO JOIN THE ELITE TEAM OF DRIVE BY TAXI KILLERS. THE PREMISE IS SIMPLE. YOU STAND UP AND RUN WITH THE TAXI TO REACH A MAX SPEED OF 50 MPH, AND THEN BAM AUTISTIC DELIVERS A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE ENEMY AND YOU FINISH HIM OFF WITH ONE SWIFT SWING OF YOUR WEAPON. IT IS SIMPLE IN CONCEPT BUT HAS MANY NUANCES TO LEARN.

ALSO WE ARE SEARCHING FOR NEW TAXI DRIVERS, AUTISTIC RAPE IS GIVING PERSONALIZED ONE ON ONE TRAINING FOR DRIVERS.
FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ANY OF THE COMPANYS CEO TO APPLY FOR A JOB.

WE WISH YOU A VERY AUTISTIC RIDE BLEEE!

YOUR CEO CHAD AND AUTISTIC RAPE.

RULES FOR AUTISTIC EXPRESS WORKERS:

1. PROTECT THE AUTISTIC EXPRESS TAXIS WITH YOUR LIFE

2. DONT DRIVE TOO FAST UNLESS IN A DRIVE BY KILLING SITUATION

3. YOU DO NOT DECIDE WHERE THE TAXI GOES, BUT RELY ON THE AUTISTIC WISDOM AND SPIRIT OF YOUR DRIVER

4. FOR DRIVING A TAXI YOU NEED A SPECIAL AUTISTIC TAXI LICENSE[/h1]

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#FREE_AUTISTIC_R*PE Fundraiser!

28 December, 2019 - Free_PC_Virus_Removal | 3 Comments

The day of crucifixion has come... I have been PERMA BANNED from TP at the hands of asbergers. I HAVE BEEN CAST DOWN INTO A WORLD OF DARKNESS WITH NOWHERE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF MY TAXI SERVICES. I will not sacrifice my integrity by writing a formal letter of apology to the narcissistic psychopaths who will merely delight in cruelly rejecting my apology.
so here we are. i hav decided to start a funraiser to be able to once again provide elite taxi services to my fans. i humbly request ur money because i hav non

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE ANYTHING WILL HELP

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SEND TO THIS LINK (yes its me) : paypal.me/arm1022

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(anyone who donates will receive free vip taxi services for life when i resurrect)

thanks

-Autistic_Rape :)

THIS WEEK'S VIP RIDER AWARD

25 December, 2019 - Free_PC_Virus_Removal | 0 Comments

THIS WEEK, I HAVE BEEN UTTERLY ASTOUNDED BY THE LOYALTY, TECHNIQUE, AND INGENUITY OF A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER, A VERY GOOD CUTE GIRL. ORANGE HAIR AND BLUE EYES, A VERY CUTE VOICE, NICE FEET WHEN SHE IS SAILOR HEHHEHEHEHE. SHE IS REVEALED MUCH ABOUT THE NATURE OF THE TAXI IN ITS OFFENSIVE MODE, THE DRIVE BY KILLING MODE. IF I JUMP, ONE IS ABLE TO STAB UNDER THE HORSE WITH A BAYONET TO KILL THE ♥♥♥ INFRONT OF US, WITHOUT LEAVING THE COCKPIT. WITH A CANNON ON THE BACK OF TAXI, MY PASSENGERS MAY ENJOY A LUXURY RIDE AT FULL SPEED WHILE CROUCHING- YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO RUN WITH IT!

THIS WEEK VIP RIDER IS: R_V_S

ALSO, BE WARE OF ADMIN SLUTUNICORN, THIS GAME IS THE ONLY AREA OF HIS LIFE WHERE HE HAS ANY CONTROL AND HE THOROUGHLY ENJOYS ABUSING THAT. DO NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL OUT OF THE ORDINARY. TAXI SERVICE IS CLOSED WHEN HE IS ON, BECAUSE I AM CERTAIN HE WOULD BE HIGHLY OFFENDED AND A WEE BIT JEALOUS OF IT ;) MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS, AND FEMALES HEHEHHEHEE