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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
-Epicurus

“It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
-Mark Twain

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
-Mark Twain

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle.
-Benjamin Franklin

What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
-Christopher Hitchens

Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires.
-Sigmund Freud

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
-Karl Marx

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
-George Bernard Shaw

You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.
-Richard Jeni

Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions.
-Blaise Pascal

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
-Steven Weinberg Quote

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
-Delos B. McKown

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
-Edward Gibbon

The foolish reject what they see and not what they think; the wise reject what they think and not what they see.
-Huang Po

Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.
-Robert Ingersoll

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
-Benjamin Disraeli Quote

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
-Quote from Unknown

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
-Bill Maher

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
-Bill Maher

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
-Bill Hicks

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
-Isaac Asimov

One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion.
-Arthur C. Clarke

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I Nail A Theist (Part 2)

6 April, 2012 - catographer | 0 Comments

"Anonymous Person": So your going to be exiled when u pass away
Alexander, King of the British: By whom
"Anonymous Person": That's what Hell is
"Anonymous Person": Exile
Alexander, King of the British: Exile is a state of being, not a person
Alexander, King of the British: or thing
"Anonymous Person": Indeed
"Anonymous Person": Your soul exiles
"Anonymous Person": Exiled for all Eternity
Alexander, King of the British: but how does it become exiled? What causes that?
Alexander, King of the British: and what is your soul made of?
Alexander, King of the British: can I touch it?
"Anonymous Person": Ur decision
Alexander, King of the British: my soul is made of CHEESE
Alexander, King of the British: :D
"Anonymous Person": Brb need to go to church
Alexander, King of the British: Lol
Alexander, King of the British: need to go back to the brainwashing station? Ok.
Alexander, King of the British: LOL Jk
"Anonymous Person": Good for u Heathen
Alexander, King of the British: whats a heathen
"Anonymous Person": U
Alexander, King of the British: whats the definition of a heathen?
"Anonymous Person": Atheist Believers in a false god
Alexander, King of the British: I don't believe in any God
"Anonymous Person": Atheist
"Anonymous Person": Cya
Alexander, King of the British: Atheism by definition is the denial of the existance of Gods
Alexander, King of the British: -_-
Alexander, King of the British: Bye

I Nail A Theist (Part 1)

6 April, 2012 - catographer | 2 Comments

Read this whole conversation. He humiliates himself! XD

Alexander, King of the British: my opinion is that there is no God, but I'm not gonna go around and tell everyone to stop believing in him. Though I also have the opinion that it is wrong for people who believe in God to "spread the word", because you can't MAKE people think something.
"Anonymous Person": repent the end is nigh :P
Alexander, King of the British: Opinion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, but don't go shoving it in people's faces.
"Anonymous Person": Well it is are Job as Roman Catholics to do so and spread the good news
"Anonymous Person": We don't force u
Alexander, King of the British: Lol. I can't wait to be like "sup" on November 22nd. XD
"Anonymous Person": We say it would be in ur best interests to do convert to Catholisism
Alexander, King of the British: the whole religious community will be like "WTF" and Atheists and scientists will be like "TOLD YOU SO. xD"
"Anonymous Person": No we would be like thank God we get to live
Alexander, King of the British: and then you'll just say "oh, er, the world will end NEXT November 21st!"
Alexander, King of the British: :/
"Anonymous Person": Do u got an Xbox
Alexander, King of the British: well, what would you be like if nothing out-of-the-ordinary happened on Nov 21st? And no, lol
"Anonymous Person": Well I'm alive and I can still spend time with my family so I will say YEA
Alexander, King of the British: but the world won't end
Alexander, King of the British: nor will non-believers be purged from the earth
"Anonymous Person": So u say
Alexander, King of the British: this is a "what if" question
"Anonymous Person": No it's a fact God will end the world and let u into heaven if ur good
Alexander, King of the British: does it have evidence to prove it will happen?
"Anonymous Person": Only the Father knows the exact moment not the son not anyone on this Earth only the Father knows the end
Alexander, King of the British: uh
Alexander, King of the British: so nobody knows if it will happen or not?
"Anonymous Person": Only God
Alexander, King of the British: then why do u think it will happen?
"Anonymous Person": He said it will
"Anonymous Person": And he made us and the universe
Alexander, King of the British: God can't talk. He doesn't physically exist
Alexander, King of the British: did he write it down?
"Anonymous Person": He spoke through the profits
"Anonymous Person": Prophets
Alexander, King of the British: is there any evidence that he created the universe and us?
"Anonymous Person": Yes
"Anonymous Person": He made it cuz only divine intervention could've
Alexander, King of the British: wait
"Anonymous Person": Not science
Alexander, King of the British: what evidene?
Alexander, King of the British: *evidence
"Anonymous Person": It's a belief
"Anonymous Person": I can't say he did
"Anonymous Person": Playing Hako
"Anonymous Person": Halo
Alexander, King of the British: well, a belief by definition does not have evidence to back it up
"Anonymous Person": Indeed
Alexander, King of the British: soooo
Alexander, King of the British: your belief is false