I wish to halp the ppl of 'murica

as president, i promise to keep the american pepl from getting syria pissed, i wil also fite caner with my bare dic- i mean hands, to keep this great nation from fallin into the hands of the commies amen

Your future president

-★mr.Bübbles★

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Mr.bubbles is still presiden

12 February, 2014 - Meth n' Snails™ | 2 Comments

Well my fellow americans, it appears that i am not done with this grand ride we have all had together!

Stand up! stand up a give applaus! 4 i hev w0n!

And in celebration of this win i will give pool a loosers gift with a australium tommy gun!

Thank you all so much 4 the votes!

Still your president-

Big bubba dub hub mc skrub

Paul runs for offfice: Wants to raise taxes

8 February, 2014 - Meth n' Snails™ | 3 Comments

hello my fellow 'mericans, today i found that paul was running for office, and i would of gladly let him take the office, if it wasn't for a few things he said, which are the following:

Paul: i wil raise taxes
Paul: and play nascar is russia
Paul: while u scramble in ur office
Paul: lookin 4 a wae 2 bown down 2 mee

He Is a anarchist wanting to run for presidency, we cannot have this. That or a terrorist who wants to destroy our way of life, so americans, think before you vote for that disgrace of a person

Your soon to be president (again)

-★mr.bübbles★

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tehsuperscout 6 Jun, 2014 @ 10:47pm

This is a message from the new Secretary of Defense. What happened to the old Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel? Well, lets just say he had an accident. My first goal is to establish the military under complete totalitarian control for President Bubbles. "How, will you do this?", you may ask. Well, it's quite simply really. All we need to do is replace all of our military members with easily subjected and domesticated animals. The answer of course, is monkeys! As long as we pay in cold, hard bananas, we can have them do any mundane task a normal soldier wouldn't do. Monkeys are cheap and affordable. I'm fixing the economy and destroying your freedom at the same time. How smart am I, right!