hi

hi ;)

I PITCHED A ONE HITTER IN 2K11

1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You think this is a clever comment

A family bought a lie detector one day and tested it out
Dad-Hello son, i love you very much(BEEP)
Son-WTF DAD! You hate me! I hate you and your weenee!(BEEP)
Son-Well....at least i hate you(DING)
Mom-Son, what is this weenee you speak of?
Son-Dad used to show me his penis!(BEEP)
Son-Okay! I used to look at it during his naps!!!(DING)
Dad-Son, you are a pervert and a disgrace to my family!
Dad-You are not my son anymore(Ding)
Dad-WTF. why did it go ding when i said hes not my son??
Mom-IDK(BEEP)
Daughter-Dad!Mom! I became a woman today!(BEEP)
Mom- i have a secret about you kids
Mom-Your real father is a midget that works with Willy Wonka(DING)
Dad-DAMNIT! i should have stayed with my other Girlfriends(BEEP)
Dad-Okay...shouldve stayed with my mom(DING)
Mom-Well at least i made the right choice and stayed with you because i followed my heart(BEEP)
0_o lol

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