Welcome my hawaiian brothers to the everygrowing Aloha Snackbar Clan! We have free martinis.

Clan tags is optional in the name. I prefered [ASS] as the clan tag but corporate didn't like that. So it's [ASC].

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Our clan is still being constructed so do not be the impatient. Soon will times come for the site of net. Aloha.


Servers:
Teamspeak(Status: Online): 65.190.150.32:9987
Terraria(Status: Offline/ Password: poop): 65.190.150.32


Youtube Channel
WOAOOAOAOOAAOOAAAHH A YOUTUBE CHANNEL? HOT DIGGETY. Be sure to check out the channel because it will also contain videos from the clan leader (me) and sometimes gaming videos with the clan members!

Twitch[www.twitch.tv]
WOW! A STREAMING CHANNEL?! Be sure to check our twitch to see me and the clan members playing vidya before it gets uploaded onto redtube youporn youtube!
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Do not message me or write on my profile. Shit won't work dood.

Registration Requirements:

-Gotta be 16+ or your balls needs to be dropped lower than new years.

-No kiddies. Shoo. We don't have juice boxes. All we have is prune juice.

-Gotta have a mic. Lack of communication is fatal in a team. Also we can't micspam "Aloha Snackbar" if you don't have mic. No spamming chat. That's annoying.

-Maturity. We're not gonna let someone operate a snackbar if they think a bottle of scotch is a tool to shove up your ass. Just kidding. We like to talk about poop jokes a lot. You can act like a child. But you can't be one.

-ALSO RESPECT THE OTHER FUCKING MEMBERS. DON'T BE A DOUCHE. THAT'S FOR CLEANING VAGINAS.

-Must swear an oath to Aloha Snackbar. Simply copy and paste "ALOHA SNACKBAR HAJIBOB. I WILL NOW CONVERT MY NAME TO ISHMEAL MUHAMMAD ALI BOXER KING." into your registration form.

-Do not forget to state your age, posession of mic, reason for joining the clan, and also something a little bit about you.

-State your real steam ID or else I won't be able to invite you.


Website (For Registration)[docs.google.com]


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So how did Aloha Snackbar get created? First off, the term "Aloha Snackbar" is a play-on misinterpretation of "Allah ACKbar", "Aloha Snackbar" is also a term that mocks terrorist groups. So to put this in terms you can understand. This group mocks terrorism and hate it deeply with a hot passion that burns in bed.

Registration Form[docs.google.com]
Youtube Channel
Twitch Channel[www.twitch.tv]